I was bored, so I stole this from Clive (although his answers are much better than mine), who in no doubt stole it from someone else. 
This is probably going to be first of many, so expect to see these popping up when there’s not much going on for me to blog about and/or when I’m bored out of my tiny little mind.
1. Do you know where your dad is right now?
Yeah, at work. In the middle of the North Sea.
2. Last time you kissed someone?
About 4 months ago.
3. What is something you’ve learned about yourself recently?
I can be pretty emotional when I want to be.
4. What color is your watch?
I don’t have a watch.
5. Do you like anyone?
I like lots of folk.
6. Are you close to your mum?
I wouldn’t say we’re close. We get on well though.
7. Where do you work?
I’m currently unemployed. But I have an interview for the Co-Op tomorrow.
8. What are you listening to right now?
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares. I’ve become a bit of a drum and bass whore recently.
9. What do you smell like?
Puppies and rainbows.
10. What color are your pants?
Purple.
11. Closest thing to your left?
Empty mug of coffee.
12. What color is your bedroom carpet?
A really dull bluey-grey.
13. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yes. Using the computer would be a bit shit if I didn’t.
14. What time were you born?
6am. On the dot.
15. Do you play any sports?
No. I used to play a bit of football in my younger years though.
16. What’s your favorite number?
I don’t have one.
17. Do you know someone named Lori?
Yes, but it’s not spelled that way.
18. What color is your mom’s hair?
Dark red.
19. Do you have a dog?
No. 
20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
NO. NEVER. :|
21. When’s the last time you went swimming?
More than a year ago, in PE at school.
22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Yesterday.
23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, I didn’t.
24. Do you play an instrument?
I play the guitar. Not particularly well though.
25. Do you like fire?
I love fire. It’s incredibly therapeutic to just sit and watch it.
27. When was the last time you cried?
A couple of months ago.
28. I love you.
And I love… spending time with you.
29. Have you ever been to a spa?
No. I’m beautiful enough as it is.
30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
I was at high school for six years, five of which I took some sort of science. I gave it up after I failed Higher Chemistry in my fifth year.
31. Do you like butterflies?
Sure, they’re cool.
32. Who made you laugh last?
My friend.
33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
High School.
34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
No. I was a good boy.
35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
For fleeting moments, I’ve thought it would be cool to be one. Then I remember that kids are dicks.
36. What is one thing you have learned about life?
Trust your instincts.
37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Ehh… kinda.
38. Is anyone jealous of you?
It would be nice to think so.
39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Yeah, in the school elevator. Me, two girls and a bike got stuck in the tiny elevator. Long story.
40. What does your dad call you?
“Son”.
41. What does your mum call you?
“Joe”.
42. What does you hair look like right now?
Umm… like hair? I dunno… it looks… normal.
43. Has a friend ever used you?
Possibly. Not that I’m aware of though.
44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
Yeah.
45. What have you eaten today?
Some Weetabix, two macaroni pies and a bag of crisps.
46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad.
47. What is your favourite movie?
PULP FICTION. 
48. Who was the last person who texted you?
Ryan.
49. What are you looking forward to?
Christmas.
50. How was today?
Was okay. Day’s only half over though.
Gah, I hate buying stuff online. I recently ordered a CD from Woolworths’ website (and by recently, I mean over a week ago) and it came today. Instead of receiving Pendulum’s First album, “Hold Your Colour” though, I instead received “Dreamboats and Petticoats Two”. A 2CD set featuring people like Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry. Now while is not something to turn your nose at, I’m still pissed I had to wait over a week for something I never ordered. So, I’m gonna send it back and get what I was supposed to get.
After I’ve copied it that is. 
I’ve also got a job interview tomorrow, at the Co-Op in my town (A small supermarket-type thing, for anyone who isn’t British). Hopefully that’ll go well and I’ll finially have a job after about 6 months of trying.
Jem Says:
It’s not a mug of coffee if it’s empty, it’s just an empty mug
Diana Says:
Purple pants!!
Joe Says:
Well, dark purple/navy blue-ish.
Kaylee Says:
I love doing those survey-type things that you steal from other people. I always wonder who starts them, though
Good luck with your interview!
Adier Says:
It’s good to know that I’m not the only one that smells of Puppies and Rainbows. 
Clive Says:
THIEF!
(although I don’t really remember doing this one… but they’re all the same and I’ve done so many).
Good luck with the interview Joe!
Arec Baurin Says:
Now that would be a site watching you play football Joe. Mmmmm stuck in an elevator with two girls and a bike eh? The same happened to me and by elevator I mean tent and by two girls I mean two hot naked chicks and by bike….well…there actually was a bike so….
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