I think this is only, what, me second? I stole from a friend off Facebook. So here goes.

1. How far away is the last person you kissed?
A few miles, probably.

2 . Has someone ever told you they would be with you forever?
They have. That didn’t work out too well.

3. Last person you were in the car with?
My mother dearest.

4. Any plans for tomorrow?
Go to work. Come home. Sleep.

5. How long does it take for you to take a shower?
Depends. Usually about 5 - 10 minutes.

6. When is your birthday?
July 10th.

7. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Who knows?

8. Did you kiss anyone Friday?
Indeed I did not.

9. Ever thrown up in public?
Yes. (Un?)Fortunately, I don’t remember it.

10. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?
“What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?”

11. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mum.

12. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
MATHS.

13. Have you seen anyone lately that you don’t get along with?
Can’t say I have.

14. What is your favourite colour shirt to wear?
Don’t know really. I tend to go for bright colours. Yellow and purple are hot contenders.

15. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yeah, nothing serious though. I got off with a black eye.

16. What’s the closest thing to you that’s green?
My plastic cutter/knife-thing from work.

17. Where would you like to be right now?
I’m doing pretty well where I am, thank you.

18. Write down some lyrics to the song your listening to. . .
“Theirs is to win/ If it kills them/ They’re just humans/ With wives and children”

19. How many dogs do you have?
None.

20. Is anything bugging you right now?
Not particularly, no.

21. How is life going for you right now?
Pretty meh, actually.

22. Is there someone you care about more than yourself?
How heartless would I be if there wasn’t?

23. What made you laugh today?
A Triple Kill “from the grave” I got in Halo 3. (*nerdgasm*)

24. What was the last movie you watched?
The Departed. In HD.

25. What’s the last conversation you had about?
Spaghetti Bolognaise.

26. What were you doing at 7:00 this morning?
Sleeping.

27. Do you like your hair long or short?
Not fussed, although I don’t have the right type of hair to grow long.

28. Do you want to see somebody right now?
Wouldn’t mind.

29. Do you like the rain?
Sometimes.

31. The last person you kissed needs you at 3 AM, would you go?
Probably, assuming I was already awake. Which is actually pretty likely.

32. Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
Not just anyone.

33. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
No, nothing has really happened to me in the past month that’s really worth changing.

34. How do you feel about girls smoking?
Meh. If I’m going to be kissing the aforementioned girls, I’d prefer it if they didn’t (srsly tastes bad guise), but I could live with it.

34. Could you see yourself with someone forever?
Not at the moment, no.

35. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
WHAT THE HELL ASS.

36. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
Possibly. Who knows?

37. Do you forgive or forget?
Both.

38. Do you trust people?
Yes.

39. What are you not looking forward to?
Nothing in particular. . .

40. Do you get mad easily?
Not really.

41. Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
A few folk, yeah.

42. Do you have strange dreams?
Who doesn’t?

43. Ever licked someone’s cheek or forehead?
I actually have.

45. When did you last throw up?
About a week or so ago.

46. What do you have on you at all times?
My phone, usually. And wallet.

47. Would you go out in public without getting dressed up?
I assume by dressed up, you mean like, formal wear? Because if you do, that’s a pretty common occurrence.

48. Do you like fruity or minty gum?
I’m partial to both.

49. Favourite musician or group?
The Beatles.

50. Favourite film of all time?
Pulp Fiction

51. Favourite computer game?
Final Fantasy VII

52. First album you ever went and bought with your own money?
The Gorillaz’ first album.

53. Think back five months ago, were you single?
Indeed.

54. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Sure, why not?

55. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
It would be nice to think so.

56. Last thing you bought?
Tesco Vanilla flavoured milk.

57. Are you a jealous person?
I can be.

58. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Usually, yeah. Unless someone knows how to well and truly fuck with my mind, people are unlikely to ever see me cry.

Unless I got REALLY drunk and cried. Which I have done once.

59. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
I pity the fool who doesn’t.

60. Favourite news channel
Umm… BBC?

61. Football team
Celtic.

62. Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
A few people, yeah.

63. What does the sixteenth text in your inbox say?
“Aye il b fine just takes time. lol. x”

64. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
Would be nice.

65. Is your life anything like it was a year ago?
No. I had a girlfriend, but no job. So, different in good and bad ways.

66. This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Should be a given, referring to the question above.

67. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?
Diet Coke.

68. Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn’t?
A few people.

69. What is the last thing you said out loud?
“Hello. ”

70. When was the last time you cried?
Months ago.

71. Do you have friends you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell?
A couple, yeah. But I’m generally not the sort of person to confide in others.

72. What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Played some Halo.

73. What can’t you wait for?
PAYDAY.

74. Have you ever told anyone you would marry them?
I have actually.

75. What’s the worst way to say “I love you?”
Painted on the wall of their house.

In blood.

Their parents’ blood.

76. Seven days from now will you be in a relationship?
I can’t see it somehow.

77. Are you mad about anything?
Not really, no.

78. What is the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents?
I have no idea.

79. Are you mean?
Generally, no.

80. Were you happy when you woke up today?
I’m never happy when I wake up, because I ALWAYS need a few hours more sleep.

81. Has a boy/girl called you babe or baby in the past two days?
Nope.

82. Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
As long as I don’t have to breathe it in.

84. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yes.

85. How long do you think you will live?
Long enough.

86. Does it bother you when people respond with one word?
Yup.

87. Do you believe once a cheater, always a cheater?
Most likely.

88. Who disgusts you?
Lots of people.

89. Name one thing people think about you that’s not true?
That I’m gay.

Seriously. A few have thought that.

90. What would you do if your best friend turned gay?
It’d make absolutely no difference to me.

91. Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
Straight, but starts to curl when it gets to a certain length.

92. Do you drink tea?
Not as much as I used to.

93. How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
I don’t like strawberries.

94. Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Ehh. . . kinda. Nothing worth pursuing tough.

95. Have you ever stripped for money?
Not yet.

96. Is the last person you kissed more than a year older than you?
Yes.

97 Ever kissed someone with the letters c, a, s, d, q, o, r, j as their first initial?
Yep. A, S and R.

98. Two days from now this time, where will you be?
Right here.

99. Do you think you are a good person?
I like to think so.

100. Anything more to say?
No.

I was bored, so I stole this from Clive (although his answers are much better than mine), who in no doubt stole it from someone else. This is probably going to be first of many, so expect to see these popping up when there’s not much going on for me to blog about and/or when I’m bored out of my tiny little mind.

1. Do you know where your dad is right now?
Yeah, at work. In the middle of the North Sea.

2. Last time you kissed someone?
About 4 months ago.

3. What is something you’ve learned about yourself recently?
I can be pretty emotional when I want to be.

4. What color is your watch?
I don’t have a watch.

5. Do you like anyone?
I like lots of folk.

6. Are you close to your mum?
I wouldn’t say we’re close. We get on well though.

7. Where do you work?
I’m currently unemployed. But I have an interview for the Co-Op tomorrow.

8. What are you listening to right now?
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares. I’ve become a bit of a drum and bass whore recently.

9. What do you smell like?
Puppies and rainbows.

10. What color are your pants?
Purple.

11. Closest thing to your left?
Empty mug of coffee.

12. What color is your bedroom carpet?
A really dull bluey-grey.

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yes. Using the computer would be a bit shit if I didn’t.

14. What time were you born?
6am. On the dot.

15. Do you play any sports?
No. I used to play a bit of football in my younger years though.

16. What’s your favorite number?
I don’t have one.

17. Do you know someone named Lori?
Yes, but it’s not spelled that way.

18. What color is your mom’s hair?
Dark red.

19. Do you have a dog?
No.

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
NO. NEVER. :|

21. When’s the last time you went swimming?
More than a year ago, in PE at school.

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Yesterday.

23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No, I didn’t.

24. Do you play an instrument?
I play the guitar. Not particularly well though.

25. Do you like fire?
I love fire. It’s incredibly therapeutic to just sit and watch it.

27. When was the last time you cried?
A couple of months ago.

28. I love you.
And I love… spending time with you.

29. Have you ever been to a spa?
No. I’m beautiful enough as it is.

30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
I was at high school for six years, five of which I took some sort of science. I gave it up after I failed Higher Chemistry in my fifth year.

31. Do you like butterflies?
Sure, they’re cool.

32. Who made you laugh last?
My friend.

33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
High School.

34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
No. I was a good boy.

35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
For fleeting moments, I’ve thought it would be cool to be one. Then I remember that kids are dicks.

36. What is one thing you have learned about life?
Trust your instincts.

37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Ehh… kinda.

38. Is anyone jealous of you?
It would be nice to think so.

39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Yeah, in the school elevator. Me, two girls and a bike got stuck in the tiny elevator. Long story.

40. What does your dad call you?
“Son”.

41. What does your mum call you?
“Joe”.

42. What does you hair look like right now?
Umm… like hair? I dunno… it looks… normal.

43. Has a friend ever used you?
Possibly. Not that I’m aware of though.

44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
Yeah.

45. What have you eaten today?
Some Weetabix, two macaroni pies and a bag of crisps.

46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
My dad.

47. What is your favourite movie?
PULP FICTION.

48. Who was the last person who texted you?
Ryan.

49. What are you looking forward to?
Christmas.

50. How was today?
Was okay. Day’s only half over though.

Gah, I hate buying stuff online. I recently ordered a CD from Woolworths’ website (and by recently, I mean over a week ago) and it came today. Instead of receiving Pendulum’s First album, “Hold Your Colour” though, I instead received “Dreamboats and Petticoats Two”. A 2CD set featuring people like Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry. Now while is not something to turn your nose at, I’m still pissed I had to wait over a week for something I never ordered. So, I’m gonna send it back and get what I was supposed to get.

After I’ve copied it that is.

I’ve also got a job interview tomorrow, at the Co-Op in my town (A small supermarket-type thing, for anyone who isn’t British). Hopefully that’ll go well and I’ll finially have a job after about 6 months of trying.